Oyster Crackers

Ingredients:
Can of Smoked Oysters
Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits
Grape Tomatoes

Directions:
1. Place triscuit on plate.
2. Place two small smoked oysters on triscuit.
3. Place grape tomato on triscuit.
4. Place Oyster Tomato Triscuit in mouth.
5. Serve with playoff basketball game.
6. Repeat enough so that you end up considering this supper.

Questions:
1. Can this be considered a balanced meal with the sneaky inclusion of the tomato?
2. Would this be the first time such a snack was ever consumed during a playoff game?
3. If I had had potato chips in the house, would I probably have just ate them instead?