Sunday, May 18, 2008

Oyster Crackers

Ingredients:
Can of Smoked Oysters
Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits
Grape Tomatoes

Directions:
1. Place triscuit on plate.
2. Place two small smoked oysters on triscuit.
3. Place grape tomato on triscuit.
4. Place Oyster Tomato Triscuit in mouth.
5. Serve with playoff basketball game.
6. Repeat enough so that you end up considering this supper.

Questions:
1. Can this be considered a balanced meal with the sneaky inclusion of the tomato?
2. Would this be the first time such a snack was ever consumed during a playoff game?
3. If I had had potato chips in the house, would I probably have just ate them instead?

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2 Comments:

Blogger Jody said...

Yes
Maybe
Abso-f-ing-lutely but these were way better. I want some RIGHT NOW!

May 18, 2008 9:59 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Wow, I just don't know what to say about this, uhm, .... abomination. Sorry Joe, but that just sounds nasty!

May 19, 2008 5:45 PM  

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